Ergo Non Sum T-Shirt - Satire and Spite Latin Philosophy Tee

Limited Run | For Those Who Think, Therefore Ghost

Let Descartes speak the truth your face isn't supposed to.
This limited-run tee features a stylized portrait of the original existential doubter alongside the most accurate diagnosis of the timeline yet:

“Some of y’all clearly ergo non sum.”

Printed on a premium heavyweight cotton blend with a structured, flattering fit, this shirt does exactly what Descartes couldn’t—stand its ground.

Whether you wear it to class, the lab, or just to dodge mediocre conversations, this one’s got your back. But only while supplies last.

100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather blends may vary)

6.5 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric

Side-seamed and pre-shrunk for long-term durability

Structured collar and clean stitching

Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Null Hypothecary apparel—For those who think, therefore nope.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!