Satanic is the New Black Tee

Limited Run | For Those Who Dress Like They Blast

Because sometimes the shirt is the message.

This limited-edition tee reads:

“I like my t-shirts like I like my metal… satanic.”
Paired with a bold, stylized goat’s head, it’s perfect for those who treat wardrobe choices like ritual offerings.

Printed on a structured heavyweight cotton tee, it’s soft enough for everyday wear but durable enough to survive black metal summers, venue bathrooms, and passive-aggressive faculty meetings.

100% combed ring-spun cotton (poly blend for heathers)

6.5 oz/yd² for that premium weight and feel

Side-seamed, pre-shrunk, and built to last

Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Null Hypothecary apparel—Because you should dress as loud as your playlist.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!