Y'all Don't Exist Sticker

Descartes Sticker | Metaphysics with Bite

René’s had enough.

This high-opacity vinyl sticker slaps with bubble-free ease and philosophical sass. Whether you’re dressing up your laptop, notebook, or the back of your enemy’s SUV, this is the ultimate rebuttal to incoherence in the wild.

Durable, clean, and totally opaque—just like Descartes’ confidence in his own existence. Until he read the comments.

High-opacity adhesive film: zero show-through

Fast, bubble-free application

Durable 95µ vinyl—formulated for smugness and smooth surfaces

Great for covering lesser ideas

Null Hypothecary merch—For those who think, therefore provoke.

(Don’t forget to clean the surface, lest you prove yourself nonexistent.)



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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